rudolphtheredguardreindeer:

if you’re rich, chances are I can spend your money better than you could, so fork it over.

dumbledorathexplora:

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money

kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

liliana-rayne:

Buying me presents makes your Dick bigger